May 2010 Archives

A. How We Do It
B. Free Your Mind
C. So Hot


Flapjack Records digital releases has finally reached lucky #13 and to celebrate this, we present a phat strawberry cream filled release by Peruvian pie maker That Peruvian Boy, who hails from Glasgow oddly enough.  Previously known for his restaurant management skills under the Cheap As Chimps moniker, That Peruvian Boy has smoothed out his pallet and has put together quite a collection of tasty pastry pumpers on his first of two new EP's coming on Flapjack Digital.  "The Head Nod EP Vol. 1" caters to caterers everywhere with three new pie slamma jamma creations that go for the win.

Don't waste time with a fork or a spoon and just shove a piece of "How We Do It" right in your earhole.  This is the jam ladies and gentlemen.  The gem in the donut for all of those who like phat house jams.  Low bass tones, and moving beats, mixed together to create a sweetness that can't be mimicked by no Splenda alternative.  This is the real deal.

For those who favor savory over sweet, a giant slice of "Free Your Mind" is just right to satisfy your house cravings.  Smooth silky chords, delicate, flaky, crusty beats, and a deep bass center always hits the spot.  This slice is winning over the ears and stomachs of house dj's across the world and leaving none dissatisfied.

The last offering that that that That Peruvian Boy has to offer is a spicy treat called "So Hot".  A slice of this with some Frank's Red Hot sauce will burn good on the way in, and burn on the way out as well if you know what I mean.  But yeah, I put that shit on everything.  Come and get your fill and phatten up your dj bag with the goods that satisfy all your house music cravings.

So check dis!

Tonight Karl Almaria, Chris Grant, and myself (Frankie J) are all djing at an undisclosed super secret underground house party that is so top secret that it is special invite only.  Not even the CIA knows anything about this party cuz its that underground.  BUT we will be streaming live video and audio all night long while we all bust out our best new jams and get on with some serious silliness behind the decks like we do!

Tune and stream live:
Tonight Saturday, May 22nd, 2010 @ 8PM
at this link:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bumpitty-groove

It's gonna be a regular old hoot n holler and should go on well into the night, so tune in and get ready to listen the music that makes people drink.

Chicago based label Flapjack Records label owner Frankie J and Chicago's own South Of Roosevelt will be hanging out, djing, buying records, bullshitting, and most likely using the bathroom at this fine establishment.  This special in-store appearance is to celebrate the upcoming and killer new EP forthcoming on Flapjack Records vinyl:

A. All The Love ft. Adaja Black
B. Someway
C. Someway (Frankie J Bad Bwoy Bump)
D. Pickin' Up The Pieces

Flapjack Records takes us back over to Australia to meet up with Adelaide's house music's new food critics The House Inspectors. After much criticism I heard these guys made Tim Tams famous. These guys haven't been at it for that long, but have some kind of uber refined palette when it comes to fine house music creations. You can get a taste of what I am blabbering about with their new "Sliced n Diced EP" out now on Flapjack Records.

The first bit on the checklist is the soulfoodful tune "All The Love" ft. all star vocalist and sous chef Adaja Black. A good mouthful of this tune rolls off the tongue with it's amazingly tasty hook vocal that will make you sing praises to the gods who created taste buds, and sexy house music. This tune gives me a big rubbery one just thinking about it. Nothing some whipped cream couldn't stifle.

Next up is another soulfire skillet of house music munch called "Someway" which grabs you right in the pit of your stomach and makes you salivate like a dog. It's delicious vocal will get you singing and doing that goofy dance that little kids do when they have had too much sugar. You won't need any Red Bull to get you going when you hear this tune.

Not only to quench your thirst, but also double as a smooth laxative, Frankie J butters up "Someway" with his "Bad Bwoy Bump" remix. This tune has some bass that will rumble through to your bowels and clean your colon better than any store bought laxative could.

The last bit on the list is a plate of funk steak called "Pickin Up The Pieces". This bit grabs you right in the money and feeds the ravenous dogs of your burning loins with its up n jumping thump. A perfect beat for a treat.